"Garamond the Glucose-Shocked Clown"

Christmas in 'Proland
Welcome to my little digital, one-elf graphic toy shop, where we work
day and night to reinforce the true meaning of Christmas -- rabid,
rationalized overindulgence. Whether it's the relatively innocent
sin of ginger cookies and Christmas-colored M&Ms snarfed during
the NBC-pilfered annual showing of It's A Wonderful Life, or cup
after cup of wassail and egg-nog followed by loud airings of family
grievances or groping corporate hi-jinks in the staff conference
room. Or maybe that second dose of annual turkey and yams and
punkin pie (INSERT THANKSGIVING PAGE LINK)...

It is in this Yuletide spirit that I offer my beloved fellow
Bladesmiths a cornucopia of cookie and candy delights
guaranteed to glaze your eyes and make your pancreas scream
long before some chucklehead suggests you watch the Ted
Turner-pirated Grinch Who Stole Christmas:

Download chrmas.zip, but don't unwrap it early.
Best of the season to all of you.