Fruit, baby. Ripe, juicy fruit,
baby.
Sorry about that outburst. I
recently saw the sequel to the film
Austin
Powers (I can't say the full title, because I understand it has
a slightly more scatalogical connotation in other cultures), and I must
say, it was a smasher, baby!! Oops, sorry, must bee-have, now. Reason I
say is that I recently received a suggestion from a friend in Australia
that I assemble some fruit and vegetable presets. After my last two sets
- featuring fatty ballpark concessions and grilled red meat - I figured
a little health break might be in order. But who says fruit has to be dull
and boring and, eesh, good for you? After all, how many of you enjoyed
the final scene of the first Austin Powers, i.e., the creative use
of produce as sensual imagery? Woof. Sorry.
Had I but known. Back in the
swingin' 60s, when I was an obstreperous tyke, I had no idea fruit was
so, well, GROOVY, baby. Stop that. Every morning, I unwittingly raced to
Cruft Elementary School with a bologna sandwich and a potentially metaphor-loaded
apple or banana. They won't let my 14-year-old carry an aspirin into school,
and us outlaws were flirting with horticultural danger every day, totally
oblivious to the Freudian baggage we were toting in those (appropriately)
brown paper bags. Yeah, baby! Sorry.
All right, man - get down(loaded):
Be hip! Grab fruit.zip! Guh-roovy,
baby!!!!