CAUTION: These presets are not for the weak of heart. They represent
some of the most ghastly, horrific meals in history, and if you begin to feel icy fingers
around your lower duodenum, please return to my homepage and have a cool
cola drink, or visit my alternate, goody-goody Halloween page, you wusses.
Now, if you would please accompany me to the Crypt of Caloric Chaos:

Download terror.zip. If you dare. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!!!