Downhome Cookin'
Driving down Center Street with the wife and boy one Saturday afternoon,
the spouse observed that nearly all my childhood and adolescent reminiscences
tend to orbit around one prominent aspect of my life. She ascerbically
cited my Grandma's fried chicken and vinegar pie (Grandma received a major
lifetime achievement award from the good folks at Crisco); Mom's round
steak with thick gravy and bread (now used as a coagulant by Mayo Clinic
physicians treating the thin-blooded); the post-midnight hours spent at
the Pizza Inn with coworkers from the Towne South Cinemas, snarfing sausage
and mozzarella and bribing the jukebox to dispense Doobie Bros. and bad
disco (urggh). So pardon me if I'm sentimental. I noted that individual
memory often is associated with one of the human senses, and that Texas
A&M researchers have linked the predominance of olfactory and taste
orientation to increased left brain-right brain equilibrium, more acute
motor skills and hnad-to-eyee coordination (parody intended), and rampant
sensuality. I actually had fabricated the Texas A&M stuff, but she
didn't know that, and I would think such an academic validation might have
impressed her. We rode in silence, and that made me recall the delightful
Italian beef my sister-in-law brought to my wife's family reunion.
In truth, home cooking is a deeply ingrained part of the American
psyche and our social tradition. It is our link to our Old World heritage,
the nexus for familial celebration and communication, and a linchpin of
both our culture and our pop culture. Recall the Waltons
of Walton Mountain fame, gathered about the simple farmhouse table,
sharing their dreams and struggles over plates of poultry, buttery potatoes,
stewed vegetables, and plump lard-fried biscuits. Many scholars believe
the well-known "Goodnight, John-Boy," Goodnight, Mama" (et al) conclusion
of each episode was not a reaffirmation of the Waltons' mutual love and
regard, but rather a routine check for nightly survivors of the family
meal.
Download homecook.zip, and then go wash
your hands, sweetie.