Murder by Starlight      
By Rebecka Persson

Mystery fiction is going through a renaissance of sorts: The rebirth of the scientific detective. Just as the public's fascination with the scientific advances of the early 20th Century gave rise to a small army of microscope-toting sleuths, so today's high-tech forensic tools are whetting the public's appetite for data and death. Patricia Cornwell and her brusque but brilliant pathologist Kay Scarpetta have repeatedly conquered the bestseller list. CSI has proven such a hit that a new lab has now opened in Miami. We've come a long way since Quincy

But let us not forget one of the great scientific sleuths of the last 30 years: Columbo. Yes, Columbo. He could tell you how to extract fingerprints from the inside of a medical glove, how dental ballistics can link a piece of cheese to Patrick McGoohan, how a city rat differs from a country rat. Remember, the good lieutenant was reputed to be a chemistry whiz in high school. But his knowledge of physics, biology, and psychology appears to be just as sharply honed.

Will Columbo earn a new honorary degree in astrophysics as he matches with pre-eminent scientist Robert Talman? The answer lies in the stars…

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Rebecka Persson is a rare book cataloguer currently involved in documenting vintage playbills and programs
with the Boston Athenaeum
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FADE IN
EXT. ROBERT TALMAN’S OFFICE, RADLEY COLLEGE - DAY

 

A distinguished-looking man in his late 50s with a mane of wavy but tidy gray hair, Professor of Astrophysics, ROBERT TALMAN is sitting at his desk, talking on the phone. 

 

Talman’s office is tidy and uncluttered.  Rows of books, including several by the professor himself, line the shelves built into two of the walls. 

 

A laptop computer with a blank screen sits on a small table in one corner.

 

TALMAN

(Blushing)

Yes, it is a great honor, sir.  And I never expected it.  With so many distinguished scientists to choose from. And I think I can speak on behalf of the college and the faculty.   They really should share in this, too.   I look forward to meeting you soon.   No, I don’t know Swedish, but my wife taught me a few words.   She studied at Lund University, you know. Can’t wait to tell her.  Yes, that’s right, sir.   I’ll speak to you soon.  And thank you again.  Goddag!

 

Talman leans back in his chair and exhales, his eyes gleaming.   He smiles broadly as a small tear trickles down one cheek.   He wipes it away.   There is a knock on the door and a second later a student bursts in.

 

NERD

I’m sorry, Professor Talman. Somehow the call came to my extension by mistake. (His eyes widen)   Was that what I thought it was?

 

Talman beams at him.  

 

TALMAN

          It was indeed.

 

 

NERD  

          Does that mean you’ve …

 

TALMAN

(Winks)

Know any fun things to do in Stockholm, Xavier?

 

NERD laughs, his pride and admiration apparent .

 

NERD

Congratulations, Professor Talman.  That is awesome!

 

Talman moves from behind his desk and gives the nerd a gentle pat on the back.  

 

TALMAN

Thanks.  It’s been a long struggle son, but I’ve made it and so can you … one day.   So don’t give up on those all night research sessions yet, okay? 

 

NERD

(Laughs)

Just as long as Johnny’s Pizza stays open all night!

 

Still smiling, Talman puts one arm around the nerd’s shoulders and ushers him to the door.

 

TALMAN

Now as my best teaching assistant, Xavier - yes, that’s you - I want you to spread the word as quickly as you please, but not so fast that Margery hears it from the mail carrier before she hears it from me.   It’ll be on the news by tomorrow I should think.

 

Talman pulls a ten-dollar bill from his pocket.

 

TALMAN

Have some lunch to calm your nerves first, okay?

 

Exit NERD, still a little breathless.

 

Talman dials his wife.

  TALMAN

Margery, it’s me.  Oh, that’s good.  Listen darling - I just got a call from something they call the Nobel Prize Committee.

 

He pauses as a squeal of delight is heard from the other end of the phone line.

            

             TALMAN

Yes, that’s right, it looks like we’ll be going to Stockholm.   Yes, it’s wonderful.  I’m still pinching myself.  Let’s celebrate all week if you want!   Love you too, honey.  I’ll be home as soon as my car can fly me.   Warp speed. That’s right.  Bye, darling.

 

Talman pulls his jacket off the chair.  As he leaves his office a small mob of students greets him, shaking his hand, shouting congratulations at him. Talman smiles graciously at them and dashes to his silver Mercedes.

 

EXT. TALMAN’S HOUSE - DAY

 

Talman’s house, a multi-turreted Victorian mansion on the outskirts of the Radley College campus.  As the scene opens, Margery, an attractive, impeccably groomed woman about 15 years Talman’s junior, opens the door just as the professor sticks his key in the lock.

 

INT. HALLWAY

 

Door barely closed, Margery throws her arms about her husband.

 

MARGERY

Congratulations, darling.

 

Margery kissed her husband eagerly but chastely on the lips. Talman pulls her gently away and strokes her hair.  

TALMAN

Now we can finally write our own ticket, Margery.  

 

He pulls her close again, but stiffens as he sees a young man seated in the far end of his living room.

 

MARGERY

Jon came over to congratulate you personally.   Wasn’t that sweet of him?

 

TALMAN

Jon! How nice of you to come over like this. Hope you’re staying for dinner?  

 

He pulls off his coat and hands it to Margery, trying very hard to look pleased. He eases himself into an armchair facing a serious-looking young man, JON WELK.

 

JON

I wanted to congratulate you, Bob.  Diane told me all about it. 

 

TALMAN

Glad to hear you’re still seeing Diane. 

 

JON

(Sighs)

Just wish Dad were here to share this with you.

 

Talman’s smile is replaced by an expression of sadness.  

 

TALMAN

So do I, son.  Victor and I went back a long time.  Ever since our undergraduate days.  Your Dad was a genius and everyone at Radley knew it.

 

JON

Did they really?  Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean it.  It’s just that-

 

TALMAN

You don’t have to explain it.  It’s been a month since Victor passed away, hasn’t it?   What wouldn’t I give to share this moment with him.

 

Jon looks at him intently, his lips tight, eyes slightly glazed.

 

TALMAN

          Are you okay?

 

JON

          We need to talk, Bob.

 

TALMAN

          What about?

 

`                     JON

          About you and Dad.

 

Margery places a gin and tonic in front of her husband .

 

MARGERY

Today we’re having filet mignon, boys, so prepare yourselves for a feast.   What would you like to drink, Jon?

 

JON

          Uh, just some whiskey on the rocks, please.

 

Talman sips his tonic and looks intently at Jon.  

 

TALMAN

          So - please tell me what’s on your mind.

 

JON

          No. We need to talk privately.

 

Talman’s body stiffens against his comfortable armchair.   He pauses and scratches his head.   Margery returns with Jon’s drink.

 

TALMAN

          My study okay?  

 

Jon nods.

 

TALMAN

Margery, Jon and I will be adjourning to the study.  

 

MARGERY

          Oh?

 

TALMAN

          Just boy talk, darling.  We’ll be right back.

 

Talman and Jon Welk  walk into the study. The professor takes care to close the door behind him.  

 

 

INT. STUDY

 

Jon takes a swig from his glass, nearly emptying it in one gulp.  

 

JON

I went though Dad’s office at the observatory this weekend.   All his files.  It was hard at first, being reminded of everything that had meant so much to him … and to me, but I suppose you know that.

 

Talman nods as both men sit down in office chairs.

 

JON

Fascinating stuff all that about wormholes and time warps.   I used to think that was only things you’d find on Star Trek.   All those amazing computations you and Dad did, how closely you worked together all those years.  And then that string theory equation that made people call you the American Hawking. 

 

Talman shrugs, his expression a bit distant now as his mind floods with memories.   He taps one finger against the arm of the chair.  

 

JON

(Laughs)

You and Dad were like the Crick and Watson of astrophysics.   I loved you both.  Saw more of you than I ever did of my uncles.

 

Jon gulps the last drop of whiskey. Talman plunks his nearly empty glass down on the desk beside him.

 

TALMAN

All right, Jon, something’s bothering you.   It hardly takes a Ph.D. to see that.   Come on now, tell me. 

 

Jon’s face is pale even in the amber light of the study.   He stares at the professor, the anger of betrayal glowing in his eyes.  As he speaks, his lips tremble.  

 

 

 

JON

How could you do it, Bob?  That equation relating to celestial matter was Dad’s idea, not yours.   Those notes of his were made ten years ago, when both of you were still working together, long before you published that God-damned bestseller of yours!

 

Talman’s normally affable expression has stiffened into one of fear, but only for a moment.   He tips his head a little.  

 

TALMAN

          Jon, Jon - what’s this you’re talking about? 

 

JON

You know damn well what I’m talking about!

 

Jon springs from the chair and walks to the end of the study, facing a wall covered with Talman’s awards of merit and honorary degrees.

 

JON                  

Dad was every bit as smart as you, Bob, he just didn’t have your talent for self-promotion.  And that’s why he, not you, should’ve gotten that Nobel Prize.  

 

Jon turns to face him accusingly.  

 

JON

I found Dad’s notebook. He kept it at the observatory.

 

 

TALMAN:

          So?

 

JON

It’s the notebook with the stellar velocity computations, the one where Dad also expanded on Einstein’s relativity theory and came up with a coherent equation describing the properties of the universe’s missing mass.  

 

 

 

 

 

TALMAN

You know we were both working on that ten years ago.   And being a physicist yourself, you know that most of that was little more than groundwork for what I was working on later.

 

JON

Groundwork my foot!  The equations were the same ones in your book, the prized book that had the scientific world buzzing about this new genius that challenged and went beyond Einstein himself.   And I know you must have seen them a long time ago.  

 

Jon pulls one hand through his hair and takes a deep breath.

 

JON

Damn it, why did you have to steal Dad’s work without so much as a footnote in your book?  Dad loved you like a brother and this is how you repaid him. 

 

TALMAN

There, there now.  I’m sure it’s not as bad as you think it is.  Sure, Victor may have been the first one with the germ of the idea, but you know how often we scientists build upon the work of others without always specifying the source of our ideas.  Damn it, sometimes we absentminded types don’t even remember. And if you recall, I did give your father a nice acknowledgment in that God-damn book of mine you mention. Remember that!

 

JON

Yeah.  But it said nothing about Dad’s contribution to your research.  Not one stinking word- 

 

Jon bangs his hand against Talman’s chair and leans over him, his breath hot against the top of his head.

 

TALMAN

          Shhhh.   Let’s not upset Margery, okay?  

 

 

JON

I don’t give a hoot who’s upset.  I’m not accepting what you’ve done to Dad.   And I’d like to know what you’re going to do about this.   I think the Nobel Committee would take a rather dim view of your plagiarizing, don’t you?

 

Talman’s mask of calm at last crumbling, he bangs his hand against the armrest.

 

TALMAN

          It isn’t plagiarizing!  

 

Jon smiles as he circles Talman like a vulture circling its prey.  

 

JON

“Was”, Bob, it was the plagiarizing that you did, in the past tense, before you became the venerable and principled scientist you are now.  

 

Jon laughs.

 

JON

You know that you wouldn’t have come upon that key equation without Dad.   Oh yes, I see you realize that now.

 

Talman takes a deep breath.  

 

TALMAN

So what you’re doing is threatening me?  Is that what this is?

 

Jon leans down so that Talman can smell the whiskey on his breath.   Only now does he realize that Jon has already had a few drinks before coming there.  Talman winces and turns his head away.

 

JON

It’s whatever you want it to be.  What I want is an admission from you.

 

Jon places his empty glass on the desk.

 

 

 

 

JON

To set the record straight, I mean.  Maybe the Nobel Prize Committee will feel sorry enough for you to give you an honorary prize.  Or maybe they’ll even let you share the prize with Dad.   Hey, it’s not so bad. 

 

Jon pats Talman contemptuously on the cheek.

 

TALMAN

It’s really a shame, Jon.  A shame you’re forgetting about those little peccadilloes of yours and who helped you with them.  Professor Jon Welk, scientist, drunk driver and womanizer.   Who was it that bailed you out last month when you nearly killed yourself in that accident?  Good thing the Dean didn’t find out about that little … incident-

 

JON

(Turning away)That’s not important anymore. And don’t try to change the subject, okay?  It doesn’t change what you did.

 

TALMAN:

Okay.

 

Talman raises himself from the chair and walks over to the younger man.

 

 

TALMAN

You know I’ve always looked at you as the son I never had.   When have I ever tried to hurt you, Jon?   I mean, aren’t the years I helped you and fought for you at Radley worth a little something in return?  

 

He places his arm about Jon’s shoulders.

 

JON

          Not Dad’s honor and reputation it isn’t!

 

TALMAN

I know that.  But I was just thinking about you and your mother.  I know Victor didn’t leave you a whole lot.   Nancy told me about the mortgage just last week and the debts he left behind.  It’ll take the two of you a whole lot of years to pay them, won’t it?

 

JON

          What are you driving at?

 

 

TALMAN

I have been thinking of helping you and Nancy out a little.   Margery and I have all we need - financially that is - and we have been thinking …

 

JON

          Are you trying to blackmail me?

 

TALMAN

Oh Jon, why must you make everything I say sound so sordid?   No, I just thought I’d bring this up now, just to show you that I’m not the enemy.

 

Jon shrugs.

 

JON

          How very convenient.

 

TALMAN

Victor wasn’t much of a businessman.  He was a visionary, the most dedicated and brilliant one I knew- (His voice breaks a little.)And as for his reputation, I plan on making a little speech in Stockholm when the time comes.

 

He squeezes Jon’s shoulder.

 

TALMAN

Let’s just say I’d like you and Nancy to be there, in the audience.   And expect to be pleasantly surprised.

 

Jon looks up at him, his features softening.  

 

JON

          You’d do that?

 

 

 

TALMAN

Of course I would.  And there’s more to come, Jon, for you and Nancy. (He chuckles softly.)Do you know that I had a little crush on your Mom before she married Victor?   The prettiest gals always went for your Dad.

 

Jon smiles in spite of himself.  

 

TALMAN

Maybe it was that British accent of his.  Anyway, son, I think we need to talk about this some other time.   Are you going to be at the observatory this Wednesday?

 

Jon nods.

 

JON

I still have to go through Dad’s files.  Clean out the dupes and stuff.

 

 

TALMAN

Fine.  I’ll be over at about seven and we can talk about Victor and ways I can help out.   Will that be all right? 

 

There is a soft knock at the door as Margery’s voice is heard from the other side.

 

MARGERY

          The feast is ready and waiting, boys.

 

TALMAN

We’ll be right there, honey. (Turns to Jon)Still angry?

 

Jon doesn’t answer him, but there is still a hurtful look on his face.  

 

TALMAN

Try pulling yourself together.  We’ll get through this, okay?

 

Jon nods absently as Talman opens the door to his study.  

 

 

 

 

 

EXT. RADLEY OBSERVATORY HILL - NIGHT

 

 

It is a clear and starry Wednesday night.   The observatory is located on a hill on the outskirts of the Radley campus. 

 

Talman walks up the hill. There is no sound except that of dried leaves and twigs snapping under the professor’s feet.

 

When he reaches the door of the observatory, he unlocks it and opens the door, gently tapping his gloved fingers against it.  

 

Before him, in the center of the large, circular room the dark form of a huge telescope looms, cast into relief by the starlight emanating from the opened dome above him. 

 

A small arc of artificial light falls from the partially opened door of the observation room, which Talman enters.

 

INT. OBSERVATION ROOM 

 

Jon Welk is hunched over a metal file cabinet when he turns to find Talman standing behind him.  

 

TALMAN

          Jon.

 

Jon turns his back to him.  

 

JON

          How was the party?

 

TALMAN

Just fine.  Cake, champagne, flowers, confetti, and the most over-the-top card you’ve ever seen.   The whole bit.  Can’t deny I was touched by it.  Left quite a mess for the custodians to clean up, though.

 

JON

          Oh.

 

 

 

TALMAN

Bit of a disappointment not seeing you there, son.

 

Jon shrugs and sits down in an office chair facing three computer monitors.

 

JON

All things considered, you can hardly blame me.

 

TALMAN

Doesn’t matter.  The cake was much too sweet anyway. (Pauses)Can we talk now?

 

JON

Sure, we’ll talk.

 

Jon swings his chair around.Talman walks over to the file cabinet and looks at the color coded files.  

 

TALMAN

          That’s where Victor kept his notes?

 

JON

          Sure, but you know that. 

 

TALMAN

          I’ve been thinking about you and your mother.

 

JON

          How very touching!

 

TALMAN

          Give me a break.

 

JON

(Coldly)

          Wish you gave Dad one.

 

TALMAN

Okay. I suppose I had that coming.  Anyway, I talked to Nancy about ways I could help you both financially in Victor’s honor. 

 

JON

Well, well, you never mentioned money before yesterday.

 

 

TALMAN

          So now I have.   Is that so bad?

 

JON

          And in return?

 

 

TALMAN

In return all I ask is that you let me handle this … this misunderstanding in my own way, Jon.  And that you let me help you out. 

 

JON

So I give you Dad’s notes, is that it?  Or perhaps surrender them would be putting it even better?

 

He shoots Talman a cold glance.

 

TALMAN

At least let me have a look at them.  You can hardly expect me to believe you without seeing them for myself, can you?

 

JON

          Fair enough.   I have a copy in my office.  

 

TALMAN

          In your office?

 

JON

Yes, the original’s still here.  Pretty stupid not to make a copy, considering it’s value.   It is worth quite a lot, wouldn’t you say, Bob?

 

TALMAN

Of course. (He pauses in search of the right words.)   So, the original and the one copy.  

 

JON