Halloween Treats

So, you have opted not to visit my ghastly Presets of Horror, eh? Too frightening, too intense, my little ones? Oh, you've been there, and you're hoping his doesn't suck,
as well, huh? Well, fine.
This year, my boy decided he was -- gulp -- too old for Halloween. Too old to dress up as Mr. Freeze or President Clinton or Xena or even Federal Reserve chief Alan Greenspan (my personal favorite, for that straight-from-work-to-doorstep look). Too old to strain his tender adolescent pancreas with a massive juggernaut of sugar, chocolate, and caramel? Too old to deface car paint with drying egg, harass suburban householders with repeated doorbell compression, or festoon the neighborhood maples with Charmin?
And maybe we're all too old for rainbows and Easter egg hunts and all-you-can-eat BBQ ribs on Thursday night? I sincerely hope not. For if indeed we have lost our sense of wonder and misdemeanor-level adventurousness, then what of the major candy manufacturers who depend on the crucial Halloween marketing season to stabilize unpredictable sales related to romantic rejection, unemployment, and all-night college cramming.
In this year of apocalyptic millennial fear, high-tech horror effects, and general socio-economic angst, let's all dress up in our Darth Maul costumes, rent I Know What You Did Last Summer, stock the candy pail by the front door, and wait in the dark for the little rug muskrats to come up the front walk. As they run in terror from your grease-painted, demonic countenance, rejoice in that warm holiday feeling.
Now, here's some treats to get the night off to a gripping start:

Download treat.zip, and by the way...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kidding.